Here is a list of those infamous quotes from JHGS's modern day Shakespear, Mr. Jeffoir:

'You ACT stupid.... you LOOK stupid.... you SOUND stupid... you ARE stupid'

'HaHa, u were crap last year'

'Shut up or ill give u a good slap in'

'You stupid boy!'

'Why are you wondering around like a lost jew!!'

'Sharp! look at the pictures, its pictures! .. u can actually deal with this!'

'Jesus christ, im beginning to think there are mutants in this class'

'I think we need to add something to ur thick heads with this test...... SHARP'

'In a minute Sharp, Im going to hit you'

'Your absolutly useless and pathetic, I thought you were just thick, but its more than that!'

'Are you mental or what?'

'Depending on how much you FAIL by... SHARP, will be how much you have to write'

Me - 'I drew on it sir'
Jeffoir - 'Well thats just like you you stupid boy'

*Farts, Turns to Fat Ash* 'To You. Look, I can get rid of my sh!t, but you're still full of yours'

'And for those of you who don't know anything, like Ashley, here's picture'